This story is still unfolding but here are the sketchy facts that we know so far:
- Dude was naked.
- Acting rabid.
- It took 6 bullets to bring him down.
- Oh, and he was SNACKING on another man’s FACE.
Was this just another sparkling day in Miami, or is the sun fucking setting on humanity? Zombie plague or no, the only responsible thing to do when some asshole tries to have your face as a meal is to remove the head or destroy the brain. You don’t have to be Woody Harrelson or anything, but some general preparedness can make a huge difference. Just think, if there IS a disease giving people ravenous meat-lust, you’ll at least want to survive long enough to go looting and put a few more notches in the bedpost.
Best of luck out there,